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[–] 29 points 4 weeks ago

She's too powerful!

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  • [–] 21 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Add Fairytale of New York to that list for all my Irish and GB folks...

    No need to phaser good old Shane MacGowan, though, he's already six feet under. But Jaysus Christ on a bike, I don't know how retail workers in Ireland don't go postal each year once October starts...

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    Even as a customer I can’t stand it. But yeah, most staff I’ve spoken with confirm that it’s actually upsetting listening to the same 20 songs on repeat every day.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
    [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Wouldn't the phaser thaw her faster? 😅

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (4 children)

    Every time Christmas music is played outside of December, Santa has to execute an elf.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Are we sure it isn’t The Nexus?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    The Nexus would at least be mildly enjoyable. We're stuck in a cookie from blackmirror

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child)

    🎶RESISTANCE IS FUTILE🎶

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago

    Try rotating the frequency!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 weeks ago

    Do you all live in The Nexus?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    I thought she usually doesn't come out until after Halloween? From November 1st to the end of the year I try not to go into a store without my earbuds in.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Halloween hasn't even happened yet!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    LAAAAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART >:)

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago

    Got some eggnog to put in my coffee (I lie, I got eggnog to put some coffee in) already. One good thing about the early holiday season.

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    I won't set for stun this Christmas

    I'm here for a free Bajor

    This year the Dominion's fallin'

    Can't wait to show what we've in store

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  • We should frame her for something truly despicable.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Dammit… I read that and heard it

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    So...close....

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago

    I solve the problem of hearing various crap from supermarket speakers by using noise-isolating headphones, using self-checkout and leaving the store without having to listen to anyone at all.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I should add that to my Halloween playlist while handing out candy, the real scare

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