I still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory

Of cause its magic. We are pumping electricity into rocks to make them think.

Programming is the closest thing to magic we have. Incant the right words and you can do nearly anything.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works. -Terry Pratchett

“Definitely not occult magick. Just gotta use cat to trace lines for my headless daemon and track down this zombie orphaned child. Maybe there’s something in the journal about what it bound to before the memory pool told it to sleep. … Why are you looking at me like that?”

It's called sufficiently advanced technology.

Technology is indistinguishable from magic

"Nonsense, there's an entire field of science behind computers"
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It’s just math. The programmers just like playing wizards.

Rust has a transmute function.

Kill and invoke a daemon.

There is also magic smoke if some hardware dies hard enough. :)

!witchymemes@lemmy.world

I like how there's a daemon on my phone thanks to Pegasus II that tells the Pentagon when I am playing with my penis. This is a significant upgrade to the Garden of Eden and I think we should continue on this path as a global community.

Don't forget to use Elixir

import curses

It can hear me? No wonder my code doesn't proc.