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Magic (programming.dev)
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[–] 107 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

I still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory

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  • [–] 32 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    Did they become a zombie?

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  • [–] 30 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Guess he sacrificed the child not its parent

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Isn't it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

    To be fair, child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies after death and start searching for their parents.

    Wait I like this worldbuilding.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    It is time for a grim dark reboot of ReBoot.

    Let's see what Bob chooses to do after Megabyte offs Nibbles and Little Enzo Matrix turns into a real problem for Mainframe.

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