This used to be funny a long time ago, but...now it just makes me really dysphoric. I need to get some sleep...

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[–] 29 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

First one to have sex in a blonksy device wins.

I for one have no idea why the birthing centrifuge didn't catch on.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

    Childbirth is no joke. I was by my partners side for all 4 of our children's births. All of them could easily have killed her or the baby if we weren't in a more developed country.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Childbirth is a miracle, there's no other way around it. I'm very glad your wife is okay, I know (not from experience, obvs) how taxing and demanding physically and mentally it is. I have so much respect for everyone that goes through with it.
    Best of luck. From your posts and comments, I can already tell you're an amazing mom, even tho it's difficult. You're amazing 💜

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Thanks darling. Just remember that motherhood isn't out of reach for you either. The important part is the 18 years after childbirth. There are plenty of children who don't have parents who would be greatful to be raised in a loving family.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Thanks that's really nice of you.

    I know that...but still, I'm a really selfish person. Adoption is (in my mind) amazing, a good deed. But...I can barely take care of myself, I don't think I'm ready to take care of another human being.

    For some reason, I keep thinking that if it was a child I carried for 9 months, things would be different. I'd do everything to take care of that kid, no matter what it would cost me. It's selfish and it doesn't make sense, don't worry about it. Sorry

    Thanks 🩷

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  • [–] 0 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    I hope you used them to try all 4 positions and can provide detailed comparison.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    Hey, umm...I may be misreading this, but this seems slightly offensive tbh. She did just say that childbirth would have easily killed her wife if it wasn't a more developed country. I don't think now is the time to joke about stuff like that...

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  • [–] -4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    I don't know, if the third time they almost died didn't stop them from going for the 4th I probably wasn't that bad.

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  • Actually during the second, the sheets had to be changed half way through because they were basically saturated with blood. And she described the pain as being a bit like being crushed by a collapsed building or being hit by a truck. She'd just decided she wanted 4 and she is easily the most stubborn person I've ever met.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    thank god for the NSFW tag. if someone saw me looking at this by accident i would surely have lost my boyfriend, family, friends and ended my carreer for EVER. thank you so much

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    It was mainly because I didn't want to make people intensely dysphoric (as I did to myself by even posting this), but if it helped you, you're welcome ofc! :3

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    is this a transgender sub? ive been lurking here for a while and i just dont know what 196 means honestly. all i know is the memes are fire usually xD

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 4 weeks ago

    Not specifically a trans sub, it's supposed to be a shitposting sub. BUT! Since there are so many trans people here (mostly trans women), we've taken over, hihi 🩷
    So yes, this is totally a trans sub now :3

    Dumb, NSFW, TMIOmg, trans sub sounds so lewd! Is that basically what I am? ❤️
    I'm horny out of my mind, don't mind me...

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  • [–] 4 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    You took in a big thing, you put out an even bigger thing

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    Just the first part, unfortunately 😔

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  • These make a lot more sense than lying down. Why wouldn't you want gravity assistance?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago*

    Being yet unable to do any of it, I feel like the lateral one would be most difficult. Gravity's gonna help least with that one. I'll pick all other ones, esp the hands and knees and the throne, for comfort.

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