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[–] 112 points 1 month ago (1 child)

In Casino Royale, Bond had to win in order to bankrupt LeChiffre. By playing Warhammer instead, he ensures that LeChiffre is bankrupted either way.

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    [–] 60 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I would watch the shit out of this

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    “Your Emperor, Mr. Bond, does he still protect?”

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  • [–] 35 points 1 month ago

    30xD6, shaken not stirred

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Is Warhammer actually a game? I thought it was just grown-ups painting goblin figurines.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    Yeah, a table-top turn-based battle simulator. The units have ranges of movement and of fire and line of sight matters. People build interesting terrains and then pit armies of similar strength (I think by using a point buy system) against each other.

    I played a round using a friend's sister's army against him and his once. I think his sister's army was from the Imperial Army. I'm sure he had T'au, because I remember his Kroot fucked me up with their movement speed, or maybe a wood bonus, something like that. The game was not bad, but didn't capture me either.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago

    "Do you expect me to talk?"

    "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to draw four."

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago*

    Literally a Pre-Primaris meme and it shows.

    Rip thirty Boyz, it turns out they just kill both now.

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    Dey should invent a rule where a third player can join in and wreck da Orks in a big Revolushun! We'd still get pasted by da oomies afterwards but we'd make sure at least one little Grot lives ta tell da tale.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I can hear Mads' voice saying this perfectly in my head, but couldn't get anywhere close to being able to do an impression. In fact I don't think I've ever heard anyone do a good impression of him despite how unique his voice/accent are.

    Reminds me I haven't rewatched Hannibal in awhile.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Hannibal would absolutely play Emperors Children.

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