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[–] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That so reflects the minds of kids.

Normal adult (not Death): "Yo kid. Better tie your shoelaces" - Kid: "Do I have to?" - Adult: "Well no, but..." - Kid: (already gone)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    What adult is going to respond that way to a kid? If the kid asks β€œdo I have to” I’m saying β€œyeah or you’re going to fall on your face and have a bad time.”

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago*

    A bad trip on either your shoelaces or heroin might not kill you but still ruin your life until your peaceful death.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The end may be peaceful, but he didn't say how rough the journey could be!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That boy's name? Ozzy Osbourne.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    23 is an old age for an heroin addict.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    There are versions of old age that i would prefer death to.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Someone has taken to the Elayne school of interpreting prophecies related to their own life, I see. Surely nothing bad could happen from a long life being addicted to heroin

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Wα΄€Ιͺα΄›. Wα΄€κœ± α΄›Κœα΄€α΄› TΙͺᴍᴍʏ Jα΄Ι΄α΄‡κœ± ᴏʀ Tᴏᴍᴍʏ Jα΄Ι΄α΄‡κœ±?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    This is the plot of the movie Big Fish.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Imagine all the people, living for today

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    I am paying today for things roughly equivalent to not tying my shoes.

    Like skiing, mountain biking, and motorcycling accidents. (Add chronic illness on top, like sprinkles, for added fun).

    It's not just death, but constant pain that you want to avoid.

    So little Tommy there, tie your damn shoes.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago
    [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Wasn't the punch line of that joke, that he gets hit by an old man driving a car in the next panel?

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