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[–] 28 points 1 month ago

I wait 'til late at night
When no one else is there (else is there)
I take my favorite straw
And puncture an éclair (an éclair)

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    The elusive donut vampire. Annoying, but probably still more pleasant to be around than the regular kind.

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  • [–] 105 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    I love that they evolved fangs to puncture and siphon through the flesh of the donut but are considerate enough to forgo that and use a straw to avoid passing on germs.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    Maybe they were blowing the filling in

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  • It’s the photo taker. He hates it there and he wants everyone to feel it with him.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Donut filling always tastes like shit and ruins even the best donut. I wished I worked there.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago

    Boston creme pie can't hear you la la la la

    don't listen to the bad man sweetie. everybody loves your creamy insides.

    they stick their tongue deep inside to pull out just a teeny bit of your cream. it's just this guy. he no like-a-da cream.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Could be worse. Could be without a straw.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    When you nut on the dough, it becomes a doughnut.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I mean you gotta watch your caloren intake right?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Your hotlink is broken because you forgot to include the file extension in the URL. Allow me to fix it for you:

    Image macro of the "You guys are getting paid?" meme. Bottom text: YOU GUYS ARE GETTING DONUTS?

    P.S. Don't forget to include the image description! It helps visually impaired people.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    And it's not even the good filling either. Fill a donut with either cream or custard, or GTFO.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    What, you’ve never craved a krispyslosh?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I think I saw a video of someone sucking the filling out of a donut once

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