Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.

I’m not bald!

Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.

wtf i'm 22

I do, and none of those apply. So far.

I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.

I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.

A Mortgage? They must think we're idiots.

I'm mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?

Oi! I'm 29 and definitely don't have a mortgage. No don't look at my hairline, it'll stay that way forever and not receed a millimetre further!

Ha, I'm still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off

VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.

I'm 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I'm renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can't work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I'm seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.

I... Don't have a mortgage...

What's a mortgage??

Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I'm in my fifties!

These things were terrible at cleaning my head.

One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.

Well i see some amyl nitrate...the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me

I wish

A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.

As a bald male homeowner who just turned 40...fuck.

Edit: I'm bald by my own decision. My genetics made the first move but I flanked it and showed it whose boss.

Hah, joke is on you. I'm balding and I've paid off my mortgage.

Jokes on you, I'm 32, full head of hair, and don't have a mortgage because I'm poor.

:( the American lie ruined me.

Probably?

Balding thank you very much!

Like we can afford a home

If you think that you're probably an out of touch zoomer imagining the world in the 80's was in 4:3.

Although to be fair I have zero recollection of the 80's. You may guess reasons if you wish. I was there though. And have my hair.

Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.

Accurate.

Balding thank you very much. Also I don't have a mortgage.

I feel personally attacked.