I call them insecurity wipes.

It's sad, but some people (men) actually think that wiping their own ass will make them gay. And so they just don't. They don't wipe their ass, don't wash it in the shower. "Just running water over it is enough, scrubbing would make me gay". I've never quite understood that. Toxic masculinity is just the worst...

Apparently there's pumpkin spice flavored dude wipes now. Do with that what you will. Mixed messaging if you ask me.

That brand also makes "Little Dude Wipes," so big beefy manly men can teach their boys how to be big strong manly beefy hunky men, too, when wiping their shitty ass. They're also double the price of standard store brand baby wipes for less wipes per package.

I only use the finest Irish wet wipes thankyouverymuch

Had a kid, toddler now. I don't think we'll stop buying baby wipes ever. They're just so useful and probably 10x cheaper than stupidly-marketed ones. Although I am finally going to install a bidet soon.

Usually, that means it's marketed towards insecure men. The lifted truck type of people

It means using it is poor strategy. If you are Russian, also an unsuccessful operation.

Fits in your pocket?

Sandlewood... Why do they think we want to smell like driftwood. Are we trying to attract carpenter ants?

Relevant

Yah honestly this post just confirm that marketing does work indeed.

I fueled it into my tractor and it started sweating

That blue shower gel hits hard, welcome!

Women’s hygiene stuff is fine, but I don’t really like how weak it is

Really? Weak? I mean, I take HRT, so I'm a bit privileged to not smell much at all, lol. I have basically zero testosterone. All it takes it a bit of any kind of soap in the armpits for me and I just don't smell that day, like...at all, really.

I guess "men's" products are kinda stronger. I wouldn't really know, but I've heard it before. It's funny tho, I just wash my armpits with soap and I don't smell for at least a day, at all, while my bf uses Old Spice 3in1 (because ofc he does...) and he smells great...but after just an hour, I can smell him again, lol. I have a good nose thanks to estrogen tho.
I totally get you on the boy's locker room omfg 😭

Also, just...weird thought, but men's deodorant smells...good on men? Old Spice smells fucking amazing on my bf, but I could never imagine smelling like that. I'm weird tho :/

Nah, I'd rate the scent 3.5/10 - not good, not terrible

Control Rod Freeze or Infinite Uranium Fuel Rod Blast?

Alright alright! I'll buy it. Jesus, just, enough with the shaft stroking! I was sold just with that packaging. BTW, what smell does it have?

I only buy womens shampoos and conditioner, because after a hiatus i have been growing out my hair again (already below the shoulders), and womens hair care products are in my experience a lot more viable for taking care of long hair. While they were short, i did not give much of a fuck.

I do like some male-branded shower gels tho, especially the ones with an ice effect - it just feels really nice on the skin for me, and they smell fine.

Regarding shaving i have gone back to the roots. I did get myself a safety razor, because these multiblade things were destroying my skin and it is a lot cheaper too. Only took a few shavings (and about 5ml of blood lol) to get the hang of it, similar to learning how to shave in the first place. Women, if my face is finally happy after years of torture, then these things are probably fine for you too, even when there's no marketing for it at all!

To each this own I love the pine mixed with boar guts smell. It makes you feel like you’ve just been to a sauna in the alps then pumped iron till your packs are full or climbed a Christmas tree in the freezing snow then ate some ribs next to a warm fire.

I agree with this so freaking much!
Feminine products are totally the best! The great smell, the pretty packaging...and fuck it, even the liquids themselves are pretty most of the time 😆
Pink tax is a biiiitch tho. And yeah, especially with shaving products. "Women's razors" (at least, the ones I use) are a dollar more expensive, along with "women's shaving cream" (literally what?) is way more expensive than "men's shaving cream"? This is so dumb. We live in a patriarchyyyy 😭😭😭

Fem products are the bestest 🩷
Legit don't know why anyone would pick anything else 😂

I'm not judging but...you actually like the straw-y hair? Really? 👀