oh, yeah, uh it's like, mine.

i like left it there on accident or something.

You should ask Reddit how you can legally keep it. But make sure they don't know it is you who found it. Use "hypothetically" in your question.

So.. you got a couple bucks I can borrow? I only need about tree fitty.

oh shit you found my luggage bro

Yellow metal and some paper? Weird...

Oops must have fallen out of my wallet. When can I come pick it up?

Hey big man, lemme hold a dollar

Wow, eight cases gold and an entire extra case of money, well do the responsible thing and hand these over to the police.

You should read/watch "No Country for Old Men" before deciding how to proceed, Friend-o.

Pull a joker and set it on fire

Huh. Did you check to see if it had a name on it? Maybe someone left it for their friend. You could check inside the Wendy's and see if the person told any of the staff who they were leaving it for?

I got excited when I thought it was copper and neodymium. Just the stuff they make douche watches out of.

It’s at least a day old, you don’t want that

Sir, this is a Wendys ... dumpster

That's a partial payoff for the arcane secrets of the "Square" burger. As in a Freemason's Square. It's all connected. Illuminati confirmed. /s

Think of how many nuggets you can buy now... At least 50!

I thought it was fancy butter

Team lift? Nah I'll figure it out myself.

The photo looks like it could be the opening shot of many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.

Hypothetically, finding the gold bars is a massive pain in the ass.

Without identification, the value of the bars drops off a shitload.

You can't just shave off the serial numbers and then sell them.

You can't just resmelt them either, the bars are cast at over 1000°C, and even then, the bars have unique imperfections (deliberate) which make them easily identifiable.