Shut right the fuck up, I’ll have you know that my floordrobe is a valid and perfectly normal clothes sorting and storage method, and not in any way indicative of my spiralling mental health

I want one of those dry-cleaning place conveyors to loop into my closet and then into the 1000sqft of my attic so I can keep a shitload of laundry out of sight but retrievable with a button.

Don’t touch my floordrobe I have everything in piles.

lol everything I have is my floor. Means floor to ceiling is 3.2 feet but hey I still have all of my stuff and horrific back pain

I had a sink under them dishes.

My laundry doesn't ever leave the laundry room. There's a closet bar for hanging clothing and baskets for everything else.

It's kinda wild how adding furniture that takes up space in your room can actually give you more space overall in that room.

Big if true

A licensed interior designer is just someone who printed a business card with fancy font.

I maybe have enough clothes for 3 loads of laundry