Six Flags Luxor

People living in a desert would think water slides are heaven. The logic checks out.

They don't teach this in school anymore?

Male pharaohs, specifically. The few female pharaohs we have evidence for were buried with one arm crooked over her chest and one at her hip. Probably making sure both halves of her bikini stayed on for the entire slide, while the men in swim trunks weren't worried about it.

Sir, this is a desert.

anck-su-namun

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

This gives me hope

Any heaven with countable waterslides is no heaven at all

Egyptian lover, baby