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[–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

monokini, dude. the bikini wasn't invented until the early in the first intermediate period, ushering a dark age of egyptian onanism.

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  • The first intermediate period is approximately the 8th to 11th dynasties, I'm thinking of Pharaoh Hatchepsut from the 18th dynasty, who ruled Egypt after the invention of the Bikini.

    (If we're honest with ourselves though, throughout Egyptian history they wore way more scandalous things than that just normally. Look up Egyptian bead dresses.)

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