Who says no to the random meat? The surface is largely inconsequential, unless it's shit or uranium or somesuch.
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It's a slate.
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Random? I’m not seeing a 15 kg slab of raw horsemeat, no charred emu leg hanging off the side, no half digested contents of crocodile stomach, no unidentifiable roadkill from somewhere in Georgia (the country, not the state, but the state will do, too), no puréed human back meat, not even so much as a speck of walrus, ostrich, cassowary, kangaroo, or beluga; guess otters, marmot, geese, dog and cat (I don’t like it either, but they did say “random” ffs) don’t count as having meat…
The fuck do you mean, random? That shit’s about as well ordered as the unabridged Oxford English Dictionary, ffs.
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I’ve recently come to realize if you eat everything in a sandwich individually on a board it’s 10x fancier.
100x if you add 3-4 grapes around the edges.
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Honestly, life would be improved if people brought everything on fancy wooden planks. I would replace FedEx and UPS in a heartbeat if my stuff arrived like that instead of being spiked onto the ground like a volleyball.
Cheeeeeeese!!!
yes to both
Portable sandwich bar
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