I love eggcorns so much! Never heard this one before!
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Screenshotting an email about keeping company info private and sharing it online is pretty good.
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Woof. I work in HR, and have to admit, literacy is failing everywhere, including with policy writers and readers.
Head, shoulders, knees to nose, knees to nose.
Maybe they work at UFC.
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At least you know they aren't using AI. Anyways, boneappletea.
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Bone Apple Tea
It's even taught in kindergarten, the famous "Head, shoulders, knee to nose" basis.
Everyone knows itβs βneedle-nose basisβ
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As in, if you ask, we are going to apply our knee to your nose.
This happens all the time to me with speak to Tex.
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That's why I don't care if I make mistakes in english. It's not my native language and I make far fewer mistakes than some americans lol
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Not a native speaker, what should be the original/right version?
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Congrats, buddy - that's the worst anyone's ever done it.
The best one I heard was "Hull in a blue" but alI also like "Moo point"
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if the room is only flooded to your ankles and you can't smell it, then you do not need to know/be told evacuation/panic procedures yet.
I'm just waiting for lots of stuff like this to get sucked into AI training data so then AI will begin to respond like this.
Very specific puisments for improper disclosure written in
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