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[–] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is that a tortoise painted in vantablack or some other form of shadow beast

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's the back side of a steel tortoise decoration.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You are always chasing people around with hand tools in those movies of yours. Glad you finally decided to make your job easier and go with a powered option.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    That's a pretty nice lawn. Nice enough for some randy teens to have sex on, some might say....

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    ...saved a bit on sunscreen.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Seems a bit toasty under there

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    I don't know why but I kinda always wanted a football/hockey jersey like that. I don't know anything about sports, though.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Big Dad vibes. I'm here for it!

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