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[–] 93 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 54 points 1 month ago

    Good unexpected item in bagging area

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    "Good job, champ!"

    This works best if they call you daddy

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    What if you use they/them too? Do they call you "parent"?

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago

    good pet is the obvious answer here

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You say "Excellent Comrade!"

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  • [–] 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago

    "Oooh you're a bad girl... Uhhh, sorry, I mean you're a bad... Person."

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago (1 child)
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    I mean... we might have to face the reality that the gender neutral version of boy and girl is child/kid 😬

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  • Good enby :3

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago*

    Good [insert preferred short name] has worked wonders Good toy works well if you wanna get kinky about it.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    My ex would say "good they", I like that

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  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    I use "good human"

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    Good puppy / kitty

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Good slave.

    Now, crawl over here and kiss my shiny boot, you naughty little creature.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Sweet thang*

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    No no. Good boy/good girl is not the same as cute. 😆

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    "You're being good, [Name]." Affect preserved.

    "Good." Okay, if said correctly.

    "Good doll." Implies too much lore. Only works if you identify as a something like a NIER Android or Replika Unit (like me).

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    good little hivemind... good collective there there

    or

    that's A good singular antecedent, you

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    It is funny how so many forget things like "person" exist, don't bother to look up enby/enbie or like, don't come up with their own cute thing.

    Especially in some spaces: good cat, good bear, good fox, good bot etc world work well.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    The problem with good person is:

    Are you a good girl? = OwO

    Are you good boy? = OwO

    Are you a good person? = hmm

    Feels a bit more philosophical.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Yeah. Girl and Boy, are not just about masc/fem gender, they are also a bit of a cute infantilization.

    "Person", carries an unsexy amount of respect.

    We're not culturally at a stage where "Kid" can be used without mental connections to the real violence, I think.

    My bet for the best available workaround, would probably be to just let the word stand on its own:

    "Have you been good?"

    "You're so good for me ❤️"

    "Oh my god how good can you be, so cute 🥰"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Good critter!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    good thing? Let's here it from Roland!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We_9MthGzwk

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Good on ya!

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