You don’t fuck Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fucks you

um, okay. to each their own, i guess. i mean... everybody got their preferences... but you know... to each their own))

As someone who could as a kid I never understood why I would be kicking that high. I would in forms but when in daily life did i ever need to kick someone's cowboy hat off their head?

I could/can kick to 6 feet, but my round kick is shit. I don't deserve these pants.

I bet they're not even denim. Were probably just like navy blue colored sweat pants when you actually got them.

oh well.... priorities

yay!

Tihi.

you can order custom ones at your local seamstress

Did you overlook the hidden gusset which is the entire selling feature of these jeans?

They look cut like my gi pants, which are themselves the most comfy thing ever inundated with buckets of my stanky suffer-sweat.

fake news! action jeans were everywhere! even though i've never seen or heard of them

yup

to each their own i guess.

these days it would be blatant private information collection for advertisers