Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/52687664

Ellis Rosen | Bluesky

TranscriptMan walking into a corn maze with signs that say “spooky!” “Beware!” “Muggy” “hot” “annoying bugs” “gets old quick”

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[–] 8 points 1 month ago

Idk I always loved them ;(

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Man where I grew up it wasn't hot or muggy at the time of year we'd have corn mazes. So you'd be wearing long sleeves and pants. So I don't remember bugs being an issue either because of the temp and clothing layers. Was a nice time.

    As an adult I moved to a hotter climate and I can see how that would be not great to do them around here.

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    [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    I think some of them are fun. Some of them are meh, but good ones have a bunch of surprises all along the way

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Hope u like dirty snot

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Piles of LITTER

    Paths with questionable DEFINITION

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    wild that there's no sign warning of corn rash

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    If you find a corn maze boring, help out the owners and spice things up! Take a big shit in the middle of the path. Wait around corners to jump out and scare people. Grab someone from behind and whisper about "The return of the one true god Centeōtl" before laughing and running away. Deposit a couple dead bodies at dead-end spots. Light a fire. There's so many ways to make it a night others will never forget!

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