Idk I always loved them ;(
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Man where I grew up it wasn't hot or muggy at the time of year we'd have corn mazes. So you'd be wearing long sleeves and pants. So I don't remember bugs being an issue either because of the temp and clothing layers. Was a nice time.
As an adult I moved to a hotter climate and I can see how that would be not great to do them around here.
I think some of them are fun. Some of them are meh, but good ones have a bunch of surprises all along the way
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Hope u like dirty snot
Piles of LITTER
Paths with questionable DEFINITION
wild that there's no sign warning of corn rash
If you find a corn maze boring, help out the owners and spice things up! Take a big shit in the middle of the path. Wait around corners to jump out and scare people. Grab someone from behind and whisper about "The return of the one true god Centeōtl" before laughing and running away. Deposit a couple dead bodies at dead-end spots. Light a fire. There's so many ways to make it a night others will never forget!
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