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[–] 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I mean you made them use a bow since birth, of course they were gonna grow up buff and muscular.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    He should start using an assault rifle.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled love cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

    It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.

    That's how we fill the world with silly love songs

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    big boys, big toys

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Idk I wouldn't be too worried about getting hit on purpose. That's shoddy archery technique

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    This is the arrow that shot Nikki and Bear

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Loving someone is dangerous

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