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[–] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He should start using an assault rifle.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled love cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

    It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.

    That's how we fill the world with silly love songs

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