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[–] 32 points 1 month ago

digestive system

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  • [–] 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    wait wait wait....i think you probably understood it to mean 'i want a lot of cheetos.' no. i literally want all the cheetos you have.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Lol, I was doing the math in my head before I even read the last line 😅

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Over $1800 in Cheetos….🙀

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    I doubt this is real. It would get stale by the time he finished them, and somebody who would be crazy about Cheetos wouldn't look like that.

    My bet is those are packaging peanuts. I purchased bag this size full of them, but they were white.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago (15 children)

    Wasting food isn't wholesome.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    There's almost an entire Recommended Daily Intake worth of nutrients in those bags combined!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    You know, this got me thinking, how much food is actually being wasted here? Aren't Cheetos like this mostly air and chemicals? How much actual plantlife is used that could have been used elsewhere?

    Also, TIL Cheetos aren't vegetarian. So sadly there is an element of animals suffering unnecessarily...

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Cheetos basically never expire, so as long as he keeps those bags sealed, he now owns a lifetime supply.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    No, Cheetos absolutely expire. And these bags are not multi layer like the chip bags that sit on shelves for years, these are single layer cellophane bags which will let this food go stale within a few weeks. Most of this ended up in a landfill.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago*

    Now we need the Morgan Spurlock progression, including bloodwork, documented as he consumes these Cheetos for the next month.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    He's gonna shit yellow for the rest of his life.

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