You haven’t done one fucking positive thing.
Edit: …on purpose
You haven’t done one fucking positive thing.
Edit: …on purpose
I just want to see one of these reporters, or anyone really, break decorum and just go off on this motherfucker to his face. He’s just a big fucking coward when it comes down to it. He just never has to confront it, and that’s a shame.
We need new shoe throwers
If theres one thing Bush Jr could do, it was dodge those shoes
W dodged those shoes like someone who'd had shoes thrown at them before.
Dodged those shoes like the only president dumber than him dodged the draft
You think W was dumber than Ford?
I would have to think about that one... I honestly forgot about Gerald Ford. You know who didn't forget about Gerald Ford? Tom Brokaw.
I was actually pretty impressed at his reflexes, TBH. Not that the job really requires it (or it usually doesn't), but he was pretty nimble there.
I think donnie would take it full in the face and not even know what happened, since he's about half-asleep all the time. Dozey donnie, they call him. Everyone's saying.
At least Bush was fast enough to dodge it. I’m pretty sure Trump would have a Amberjack logo pressed into his forehead.
Seriously. What are they going to do, kick them out of the White House Press Pool?
Oh wait....
He gets booed anytime he's in public.
It'd make my day if one of the reporters had replied "We're not all here to kiss your ass, pig boy."
I'd laugh if they started taking up mumbling stuff under a cough (but catching it on the microphone for later, unattributed) like "quiet piggy!" and "shut up donnie".
This is so much a standard part of the job. He not only can’t take it, he’s an idiot to be surprised by it.
Just fucking die already you Epstein class fucking rapist.
America will have decades or more before the rest of the world trusts them ever again, if ever.
Well there is that one theater play where Trump drops dead of a heart attack. No such luck in our reality, though.
"I took the White House and made it beautiful again"
Nobody asked for that and nobody cares but him.
Besides, he turned the east wing into a crater and the rest into a gaudy, tasteless travesty.
Plus, it's objectively wrong.
The White House is considerably more ugly and tacky looking than before he was elected.
Another day, another lie from Trump.
Trump's personal aesthetic is brash, vulgar, and bold, characterized by an obsession with gold-gilded interiors, glossy surfaces, and faux-historic finishes. He simply has no taste. Look at this shithole!

why they were asking about the White House renovations so much
Apparently they did care.
“Mr President, do you think the world will be better off when you are dead?”
That question carries the possibility that he'd wiggle out and say something like, "the world would be much diminished without me!"
Question should eliminate that route by asking something like "what is the most substantial benefit the world will see when you die?"
Stroke out faster, pedo.
i got banned off of reddit for saying this exact comment
I can't imagine any other result from a microblog that turned Publicly Traded Company.
Think of the risk to the investors, putting out language like that!
Well stop advocating that his own body do violence against him! What if he had read your comment and his impressionable brain obeyed you?
He's only impressionable if you give him a compliment. How about "Stroke out already, pedo. Also why are you so handsome what's your secret?"
That ought to do the trick. You don't have to mean it because I doubt he's ever received a genuine compliment from anybody who isn't already in the Trump cult in his entire life.
“I took the White House and made it beautiful again.”
As beautiful as a meth heads trailer.
Imagine thinking that ordering a renovation using tax dollars is some kind of achievement.
It's depressing really. I hope this era will be documented. We're due for an Idiocracy style movie of it because at this point it's beyond that. I guess the only thing missing is "Ow My Balls!"
One thing I learned growing up with an authoritarian father, you never challenge them, otherwise all hell breaks loose. I eventually learned that when dad's voice got that distinctive tone and volume that indicated negative emotions, it was best to get up and leave and go to my room. This doesn't work for a US President however, though it may work for a King.
One thing I learned growing up with an authoritarian father
One thing I learned about bullies is that they continue bullying until you stop them. I was fortunate in being able to train, and also getting my growth spurt a bit earlier than them. Because of those, the tide turned.
And luckily my parents were decent people who never pulled any of that authoritarian shit on me. Sorry you had to endure that.
One thing I learned, for some reason being a bully magnet, was: know your bully.
Stopping them requires a different approach for each bully. Some respond to direct force, some respond to a lack of response, some respond to being verbally humiliated in front of their peers. I haven’t figured out the best one for Trump yet.
Donnie seems to have all the traits of a narcissist.
Ever try to get a narcissist to apologize in good faith (not the "I'm sorry if you took offense" non-apology, I mean) for something they did, and they know they should be ashamed of and that they know you know?
Narcissists are great at putting on a big show, love-bombing people they just met in many instances, and people that are rather naive or unfamiliar with this sort of thing will be taken in by it, and could not possibly believe that person could ever be nasty or vicious.
People that have to be around them a lot and try to nail them down on the veracity of something they are saying, or actions they took that they don't want to own up to?
You'll see that narcissist act like a cornered animal. Everything will be turned around on the person speaking, and the person trying to nail them down? Lucky to get a word in edge-wise amidst the person talking/yelling over them, usually consisting of abusive language and even threats of violence.
“Sleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody.”
Says the dude who pardoned J6ers?
If we posted every pic of him sleeping on the job we'd probably crash lemmy.
Keep in mind this is the same guy who was threatened with contempt of court like 2 dozen times for falling asleep when he was convicted of 38 felonies
Well then do something positive for once, you stupid Narcissistic fuck!
It would be fun to answer in a completely deadpan voice "That is correct Mr. President, I have only asked you negative questions, this is because they are the most relevant to your presidency."
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