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[–] 88 points 1 month ago (6 children)
Code me a game that is good, make no mistakes

Ezpz

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    You’re a 100x game developer. Write John Carmack level of code. Develop the next video game phenomenon. Earn me Fortnite amount of money. Make no mistakes.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Funniest or dumbest thing about people who try these sort of things is that no-one will employ them. Why would I employ a shitty prompt writer when I can write them prompt myself.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago

    I can't believe they just put the source code out there like this

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    It's too bad they reassigned game so the game's no longer good.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    Agent just came back and has completely finished! So good, you devs are cooked. Everyone can go try it now:

    http://localhost:3000/

    Enjoy, and sorry developers for stealing your jobs!

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago

    A single sale? A bold strategy

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Can't wait to play this. Finally, jiggle physics get the top priority they deserve.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Forgot to add 'balanced = yes' and now everyone is cheesing all the bosses

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    We can't be sure. They didn't put in 'balanced = no' either.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago*

    How Microslop codes its OS updates.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Honestly some next level vibe coding this is. This is a genius before it's time.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    This has more whitepapers than some corporate programs I used.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Oh fuck, excel. You could have done it in any programming language and you used fucking excel

    Shoot me now, I've seen the world at it's worse.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Add easy mode pls, some of us have lives!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    There's a few typos, now it won't compile!!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    What G*mers think the Devs are doing.

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