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[–] 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Singular leaf of lettuce to keep the cardiac arrest away. 👍

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Practically a load bearing lettuce leaf

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The correct way to use lettuce is as a moisture barrier. The lettuce should be under the burger to keep the bottom bun from getting soggy

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  • [–] 76 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Why would your 13 year old son be proud of them

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    My dad told me somewhat the same thing. I haven't spoken to him in years.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    You shouldn't have to unhinge your jaw or use a fork to eat a burger.

    I think these burgers are actually his 13 year old son.

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This cheeseburger was the most disappointing thing since my son.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Day n+1 of me screaming "what the fuck is going on in America"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I mean, based on this photo alone, I'd say delicious cheeseburgers are what's going on?

    Like honestly, what's the issue with this?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I'm in Finland. There's this pizza/kebab/burger thing I go to sometimes. When I order burgers from there I always get flabbergasted. The burgers are massive. Huge. Cooked to perfection. Mini fry trays of fries, with way too much dip sauce.

    You know things are top notch when you just resign your McDonald's expectations, admit in your sinful mortal heart that you were humbled, go pick up a knife and fork, and start attacking this behemoth.

    So when I'm done, I'm impressed.

    I expect that this is the baseline standard in America.

    ...And then I see stuff like this.

    W- I don't even know how to articulate this. What's going on. Crooked fucking burgers, stuff just slapped on the board... w- I- um-...

    WHAT.

    Have I been lied to. What tragedies are happening in America that I am not being told about.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    I'm confused... Have you ever actually tasted a burger like this? It's fucking fantastic.

    I don't think they even look that bad, objectively. Crooked burgers? Huh? That's two patties, dawg.. Sometimes the top one isn't directly centered. Nobody cares.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    If you make the patty yourself and this really is as tasty as it looks, you're wasting a 6-figure business opportunity by not starting a stand. Hire an assisstant and do it.

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