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[–] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I mean, based on this photo alone, I'd say delicious cheeseburgers are what's going on?

Like honestly, what's the issue with this?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I'm in Finland. There's this pizza/kebab/burger thing I go to sometimes. When I order burgers from there I always get flabbergasted. The burgers are massive. Huge. Cooked to perfection. Mini fry trays of fries, with way too much dip sauce.

    You know things are top notch when you just resign your McDonald's expectations, admit in your sinful mortal heart that you were humbled, go pick up a knife and fork, and start attacking this behemoth.

    So when I'm done, I'm impressed.

    I expect that this is the baseline standard in America.

    ...And then I see stuff like this.

    W- I don't even know how to articulate this. What's going on. Crooked fucking burgers, stuff just slapped on the board... w- I- um-...

    WHAT.

    Have I been lied to. What tragedies are happening in America that I am not being told about.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    I'm confused... Have you ever actually tasted a burger like this? It's fucking fantastic.

    I don't think they even look that bad, objectively. Crooked burgers? Huh? That's two patties, dawg.. Sometimes the top one isn't directly centered. Nobody cares.

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