cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/53379414

you gotta do what you gotta do

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[–] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

THE DENTIST: ✨😷✨

ME:

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  • [+] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago*

    hwwwbrwbwbrbwwwgrhgwbrwgrw bwgrgwbgrbwb good girl >o<

    but like - ugggghghgh the fact that its meant genuinely, like, she really has been good and she really is a girl like - its meant genuinely!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Mmmmm, S&Ms.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Just hand the dentist your “after work card.”🪪 If the dentist’s interested, e’ll respond.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    what does an after work card look like? I like to learn by example

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    etc. it's extremely common in Asian countries to share personal info 🪪s when not in business. For business, business 🪪s. For “after work” I’m implying you make a more raunchy 🪪s in case the dentist has the hots for yo.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    ... floss 3 times a day? I thought it was once

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    This soo happened to me. Not once, but many times actually 😂

    It wasn't a dentist, she was a dental hygienist. Basically a person who makes your teeth extra clean. As she was working on my teeth, she had a habit of resting her breasts against the back of my head, just like in this image.

    She did this every time and each and every time I was kinda uncomfortable and just wished she'd finish quicker lol. Nothing against her at all, she was an attractive cis woman in her 40s, but I like men, sooo :P

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    [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    I've had this with a massage before and god the lesbian inside me was screaming

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Don't worry I have two more cavities to heal next week 🤤

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    There's a famous Dutch song:

    https://genius.com/Peter-de-koning-het-is-altijd-lente-lyrics

    "It's always spring in the eyes of the dental assistant."

    Part of it is about how the singer has stopped brushing and only eats candy now. 😅

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago