An Italian tradition. Many have attempted to imitate it but a true connoisseur can always tell the real deal from an impasta.
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Red October.
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Hmm, looks the vicious sort to be hunting for bargains at the supermarket
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The One Piece
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The perfect chardonnay.
A great deal on a used car
Assuming "Noodle" is the name of the cat condo in the photo, Noodle appears to be hunting your cat — its jaws open wide — ready to strike.
Brain cell
The sense of shame you dropped as you expose his private life.
Me. Help!
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He's noodling for a catfish.
The concept of mortality and the oppressively heavy idea that at any moment, any and everything you are can suddenly cease to exist outside of the memories of people that probably never even knew the real you.
Or it could be a spider.
Billionaires.
Relief for seasonal depression
The truth.
Greebles!
Whatever it is you will now spend an hour looking for the bug you are convinced they saw.
"noodle hunting" is what cohorts of older women call the act of going to bars to try to catch a younger man for a night of fun
"Noodle hunting" is the newest social media trend where kids shop for the best deals on premium pastas.
Pesto.
infrared laser pointer
Your ankles. Oh, wrong answers only.
rabid dust bunnies
throwing up on carpet in 3..2..1
Feet
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The devil's that haunt me
That thing that was there that one time. Oh? wrong answers. The meaning of life.
Vet Techs.
Your soul.
His contact lens.
you're trying to tie your shoes with a cat in the house
Noodle. Don't tell her!
A cucumber
Red sauce
A Styrofoam peanut, vibrating irregularly as an oscillating fan occasionally points at it
The braincell.
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