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transcript4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An angel in heaven reports to God on the clouds. "Heavenly Father, the humans have started being intimate for fun." Panel 2: "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." Panel 3: God considers. "Hmm... Not gonna lie..." Panel 4: God admits, "It does turn me on a bit."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An angel in heaven reports to God on the clouds. "Heavenly Father, the humans have started being intimate for fun." Panel 2: "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." Panel 3: God considers. "Hmm... Not gonna lie..." Panel 4: God admits, "It does turn me on a bit."

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[–] 16 points 1 month ago

Well he did make us in his image.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Looks like the angel was hitting about half-chub in the last panel too

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Surprisingly, team sports.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Are there bumholes in the sky?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's an eye in a triangle. I forget the origin of the iconography though.

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    Who/what did this god fuck to make stuff? Because most polytheistic pantheons are just full of creation fucking.

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