When I adopted my dog, his name was Doc. That didn’t fit him. At some point, I started calling him Dockie and that turned into Duckie. He started responding to Ducky so that’s his name now.

Duck or Ducky or Quackinator 5000. Because he barks too much.

Dimitri > Dimitri Boy > Slinky Boy > Stinky Boy > Stinky Slinky

Furball -> fur face -> douglas fir --> Douglas -> Mr. Dink -> dink

Oh good I’m not the only one. I blame the fact that my dumbass cat doesn’t respond to her own name. This justifies me calling her a million different names. Honestly I just wished one would stick. Stupid cat.

My favorite cat was Maggie, but I almost never called her that. She was Maggles, Mags, Magalicious, Magapottamous, and my favorite, which I called her most of the time, Mama Bear.

We still have her kitten, Chloe, who I always call Kitty Bear. Little Kitty Bear is 19 years old.

bingus -> bingy -> bogey -> bogus

Echo -> Ekkers -> X -> X-man -> asshole

Mikey -> Handsome -> Handsome Pantsome -> Mr. Pantsome -> Pantsome -> Pants

Nora -> Monkey -> Nora Monkey -> Monkey Doodle -> Doodle Monkey -> Monkey Moo

Puppy Bean > Pork & Beans > Pork Chop

Mulligan -> Mulliganagin -> MOOP -> Moopy -> Moopy Boopy -> Moopagan -> Moolagin the Hooligan -> Mump -> Mumpus -> Mumpy Bumpy -> Bumpus -> Mr. Bumpus -> Mr. puppy

There’s also a whole other naming tree based on calling him Beef lol

Noodle -> Roodle -> Roodle Noodle -> Noods -> Fluffer -> Fluffer-ass -> Lil' Biche

Just one dog, with a bunch of names I'm missing in-between. And they all have multiple songs too

Currently we have Wooba, Poupa, and Pk fire (respectively; Courage, Lola, and Poundcake)

I picked up a stray cat my daughter had taken to the vet for an injury. I told the vet something like, "It's called Bruno or Percy or something, they keep changing the name."

We adopted Louie 12 years ago. His name is now Louis the Poois Doois (our last name) the Third Wu Tang Clan Jr., Esquire McTriple-Chin.

I've had 5 cats and none of them have had similar names...