When you came, you said to me as follows: “I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality dilithium crystals.”

I would buy a print of this in a heartbeat

need one of the riker maneuver

Cool. Now do depression-era Kirk, Spock, & McCoy.

those episodes he's not an Ensign yet are the worst.

What are the hieroglyphics for "whoopsie-daisy?"

Do those hieroglyphs mean anything? Any egyptologists here?

This is what would have happened if Picard had never woo'd that ancient goddess joyriding around in Data's body

"Ankh-gage!"

What is Geordi holding? It looks like a dildo

Damn. Is this real