It could at least give you the right to rename it to "The Hammer of Excalibur".

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[–] 46 points 1 month ago (1 child)

The sword in the stone was not Excalibur. Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady in the Lake after the sword in the stone was broken during a duel.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There was a 2 part TV movie called Merlin staring Sam Neil and in that retelling the stone was actually the hand of a rock giant who held the sword until Merlin told the giant to let go.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The stone is but the tip of a buried house-size boulder, which you would be standing on, and therefore unable to lift no matter how strong.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This is a gag from a cartoon, I just can't remember it

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    I think it was castlevania that had a weapon that was Excalibur with the stone still attached and you could swing it like a regular weapon haha

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    You gonna argue with someone weilding a giant stone and sword hammer? He's whatever he wants to be.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    I think I've seen a webcomic featuring a big dumb barbarian wielding a boulder on a sword like this. The sword was sentient and very frustrated by its predicament. It might have eventually warmed up to the barbarian or guided him through honorable deeds.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Congrats, you invented the Kirkhammer.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Sounds like the kind of chenanigans a tabletop rpg party would come up.

    And then the dm lets out a deep sigh, starts going through his notes and decides all his prep work is out of the window (again) so now a random angry mob of high level ogres appears.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Beast hunters in Yharnam: Yes and its pretty sweet

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Perhaps you should ask the Lady of the Lake

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    if its enchanted by magic by merlin, it wouldnt be able to lifted by a human.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    hm, probably not. but I think destroying the rock by swinging it against another, harder rock would make you worthy

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    Basically, could the hulk lift Thor while Thor is holding Mjulnor?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Well, more like; if Mjolnir is inside box, would The Hulk be able to lift the box?

    If Mjolnir was on a spaceship, abd someone is flying the spaceship who isn't Thor... Does the spaceship move the hammer?

    Tony Stark in the MCU posited the question in relation to Vision; "If you place the hammer in an elevator, and the elevator goes up, does that mean the elevator is worthy?"

    It didn't receive an answer.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Tony Stark in the MCU posited the question in relation to Vision; "If you place the hammer in an elevator, and the elevator goes up, does that mean the elevator is worthy?"

    That was a genuinely hilarious moment. Honestly, I love it when super heroes acknowledge that some of their shit makes absolutely no sense.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    You would wield the mace Excalibur.

    Honestly, an even more imposing weapon.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    What, Thor is switching to swords now?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I know the answer, but you wont like it

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