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[–] 59 points 1 month ago (1 child)

So I'm supposed to teabag my cat?

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  • [–] 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    while the burrito may be a requirement, using teabags are stupid.. its moist, relatively bacteria free from the boiling.. thats all thats helping there.

    a moist, clean towel will do the same thing no freakin tea required.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    No the caffeine is an astringent, and the local application allows maximum benefit with minimal systemic side effects. It'll allow the warm moisture and slight friction to remove the gunk while minimally stimulating additional production.

    Caffeine is drugs, y'all. It's actually one of the most potent OTC medications available and it's just in random recreational beverages like fucking cola drinks. Similarly to alcohol the main thing preventing stricter regulatory control is just how easy it is to grow / obtain (there's at least three plants that produce it naturally). Panera's charge lemonades were literally killing people a few years back lol people really be thinking legal vs illegal under our corrupt-ass mf government is any good measure of potency / abuse potential, when most of the social detriment of substance use stems directly from legal status. Honestly I have a theory that stimulant usage being overall less stigmatized than depressant usage is a product of capitalism's constant glorification of "productivity."

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Am I the only one who though those were tampons?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    You are doing teabagging wrong.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The best way is a wet tissue if it's in the corner of the eye, or saline spray if it's anywhere else

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 month ago

    Yeah that's what I do. Or use the corner of my shirt. If it's an old T-shirt or something. Kinda gross but sometimes you gotta take the opportunity when it presents itself.

    I was telling my friend the other day how I always said I never wanted kids. Yet I still ended up covered in boogers, cleaning up puke, and handling someone else's poop.

    How did this happen ?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Only once.

    Then they don’t try anything ever again

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I've been told that caffeine is toxic to cats, doesn't that make this somewhat dangerous?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I have enough scars, thank you.

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