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[–] 109 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Don’t forget the FBI’s core values of “fidelity, bravery, integrity” as they worked diligently to black out names on the Epstein files.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago

    That's all for show. It only ever gets brought up when someone low ranking enough actually breaks a rule.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    It's not slop. You must have missed the story arc where Andy Dwyer recounts his time in JSOC, executing high level Taliban commanders.

    Where they really Taliban, or did their neighbors just report them so they could steal their goats?

    That's for Allah to sort out, he decides over waffles with Leslie and April.

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    OMFG.

    But ofcourse this was before he became FBI Agent Burt Macklin.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Which is why, you might notice, I only asked for a source to the claim that it wasn't slop. I find it prudent to give people a chance to prove themselves - I don't claim to have a perfect slop detector. I'll just block you now and get that shit out of my sight - have fun on the other side.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Trump has never been a Cadet.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    I read this in Maynard's voice.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Well shheeeiit... Muhfuckers be breaking that code every day they serve under the pedophile

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    How can you say you're a tolerant cadet if you don't tolerate lying, cheating, and stealing?

    Damn cadets, they're all hypocrites!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I WILL NOT RUN CLIMB OR JUMP

    I WILL NOT SIT KNEEL OR LIE DOWN

    I WILL NOT COVER ANY TARGETS

    I WILL NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS

    I WILL NOT USE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE

    I WILL PLAY HARD PLAY SMART AND PLAY TO SURVIVE

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    What are they supposed to do with the orange then?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    An officer, though…

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.

    But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Cadets gonna lose friends over that, but maybe those friend weren't friends.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    shit blood and cum on my hands

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)