Don’t forget the FBI’s core values of “fidelity, bravery, integrity” as they worked diligently to black out names on the Epstein files.
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That's all for show. It only ever gets brought up when someone low ranking enough actually breaks a rule.
Good joke ruined by slop
It's not slop. You must have missed the story arc where Andy Dwyer recounts his time in JSOC, executing high level Taliban commanders.
Where they really Taliban, or did their neighbors just report them so they could steal their goats?
That's for Allah to sort out, he decides over waffles with Leslie and April.

It’s not slop.
Source?
OMFG.

But ofcourse this was before he became FBI Agent Burt Macklin.
Which is why, you might notice, I only asked for a source to the claim that it wasn't slop. I find it prudent to give people a chance to prove themselves - I don't claim to have a perfect slop detector. I'll just block you now and get that shit out of my sight - have fun on the other side.
I read this in Maynard's voice.
Well shheeeiit... Muhfuckers be breaking that code every day they serve under the pedophile
How can you say you're a tolerant cadet if you don't tolerate lying, cheating, and stealing?
Damn cadets, they're all hypocrites!
I WILL NOT RUN CLIMB OR JUMP
I WILL NOT SIT KNEEL OR LIE DOWN
I WILL NOT COVER ANY TARGETS
I WILL NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS
I WILL NOT USE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE
I WILL PLAY HARD PLAY SMART AND PLAY TO SURVIVE
laser noises
So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.
But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.
Cadets gonna lose friends over that, but maybe those friend weren't friends.



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