The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder... Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.
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Christianity is like football: putting “American” before it completely changes its meaning.
At best it just changes the flavor of bullshit.
Catholicism- The Pope
American catholicism - [my lawyer has recommended I do not continue this joke]
Out of the top of my head, this is at least idolatry, blasmephy, and they literally made a Pseudochristos.
Pretty sure this breaks the no idols commandment.
This is disappointing to hear. I like to think, alongside the garbage, there are good players seeking perspective and a better way to live as they explore religion. And then I read this.
Worse, you could program a Jesus bot to speak hate, in spite of the actual acts of the man.
I'm pretty sure there's a Ministry, Fear Factory, Meshuggah or industrial metal song/hymn about this.
When I was a kid, the christians were still insane, obviously, but they at least used to know a verse or two and would have been able to call this out as idolatry.
The current crop still want to nuke the middle east to end the world, but don't even know their lore.
Christians are a bunch of dudes wearing Ramones shirts who don't even know it's a band.
The bible requires a 12th grade reading level to understand and at least 54% of these people are below 6th grade. They literally can't understand it if it was read to them
Tbh, that seems like a weird oversight- someone should translate the entire bible into simple language. Like, I definitely had simply worded bible stories as a kid, but there are plenty of adults who would prefer simple, modern phrasing, and plenty of kids who want more than just the story of Jonah and the whale.
Seems like a good chance to trim out some of that woke new testament crap too!
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The problem we ran into the last few times the bible was translated was who gets to do the translation. There's already evidence of tampering here and there.
Well yeah, but there is ISO guidance for translating into simple language, and if a congregation can agree on an English translation, going from that into simple English would be a lot easier for people to double check.
Actually, I went to Catholic school. It would have been a great exercise to have us translate a biblical passage into simple English- why the hell didn’t we do that?*
- I know, I know, Catholics don’t want people forming their own views on the text without the intermediary of the church… but they definitely encouraged us to do so in a bunch of other ways, because they are trying to modernize a little. Plus, we had a teacher who was a technically not out to the students but very stereotypical (in the affected way that some thoughtful teachers who want to be obviously safe for students to talk to about gender and sexual orientation are) lesbian and we definitely had remarried divorcées as teachers who were open about that m, so it’s not like we were that strict.
Most of them go by the King James version because its the one their church uses and also they think any other version isn't the real Bible. Half of them haven't really read it outside what is taught to them by the church and they dont have the critical thinking ability to understand what they are hearing and interpret/synthesize it, to understand the broader context or to understand the biases of the authors and editors. Bibles do exist which translate it into American English (simplified) but they refuse to use it.
Uh, I don't know how it is these days, but there definitely was a "modern French" version of the full Bible, when I was a kid. And that was an Adventist church so it's pretty sure there is the same in the US. I also had the whole bible as a comic book, very accessible.
Are you saying that you need something like the Simple English Bible, for normally educated US audiences?
I’m not trying to comment on that, but lots of people everywhere benefit from simple text versions of things. That’s why there’s a simple English Wikipedia and a leichte Sprache version of German government websites.
They would serve their goals better by casting a wider net. There’s also an unfortunate overlap between people who need simple language versions of texts and vulnerable people, whom churches normally like to target.
There are examples of this, but a lot of people ignore them because they're not translations and are instead paraphrases. Nevermind the fact that many "translations" of the Bible are totally inaccurate.
You can call this out as idolatry even if you don't know a single verse. Surface-level knowledge of the scripture is enough, which arguably makes this even worse.
Now they don't even have to send thoughts and prayers themselves but can outsource that to the machine. Great!
Were one step away from the confession vending machine from cyberpunk 2077
If you ever forget what you confessed you can just ask your clergy or politician to pull up your complete history, I'm sure nobody would ever use this for blackmail or extortion or pressuring someone to cover up crimes
Now that’s gotta be one spicy data processing agreement.
Just another grift from the longest running, contiguous population behavior control system still in service.
okay someone please tell me why tf this world is turning fully Robotic with zero shits on how I and the rest of the world feels?? This is like erasing humanity. What's next? Robots driving cars to help people??!! I can't. I just can't watch🖕
Funny how they chose jesus to answer question about the Bible since it was written way after he died.
I don't think this would be for the Catholic Church as the Pope already came out and banned AI usage like this.
ENTER NUMBER OF SINS: 7
CALCULATING…CALCULATING…SALVATION WILL BE RUN TIME ERROR.
The Orange Catholic Bible speaks against this as well.
Maybe if some shitty AI could easily take the jobs of the Christian church and Jesus then maybe neither were that good to begin with. AI has a harder time taking to the jobs of artists with the uncanny look and constant inconsistencies than God apparently.
That reminds me of the movie Priest (2011), the “Church” did exactly that because daily confession was mandatory
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