This man is so weird
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This is just to claim that building it is a national security matter to bypass laws intended to regulate the construction of vanity projects. It's just lies.
And it works - scotus in their infinite stupidity decided they can't judge whether something is a national security issue or not.
True. Blatantly obvious and patently ridiculous lies at that. Hence the crossposting to !nottheonion@lemmy.world 😉
Because of course a wealthy, powerful democracy needs a base for drones and snipers inside the capital city which consciously resembles a monument to Roman imperialism.
Millions of conservatives thought this was a good idea twice.
Millions of
conservativesfascists/cult members thought this was a good idea twice.
Fixed that for you.
Not defending conservatives, mind you, just think it's important to be accurate about what these crazies are..
Sounds like a primo place to store that class of battleships that he was promoting about nine months ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump-class_battleship
On 22 December 2025, U.S. president Donald Trump announced the Trump class, with two ships to be initially constructed of 10 planned, and eventual plans for "between 20 and 25" as part of a "Golden Fleet".
They could be stacked atop each other.
I wish my tax dollars saved and improved lives. I hate this country and the world.
It doesn't matter, it's coming down as soon as he's out. Then we need to pass a Federal law that it is illegal to name anything after Trump, except for Sewage Treatment Plants. That way, whenever anyone passes one, they can say "Wow, the Trump is particularly stinky today, much worse than usual."
In British slang apparently trump already is a "childs" term used for fart.
So in the U.S. some say they tooted, British kids might say they trumped
Actually, in the UK, 'to trump' now means to fuck an entire country into the ground with no shame whatsoever.
We should probably update the dictionary.
I bet someone told him it was a top secret place to store weapons, and he was like "got it" and tweeted immediately about the "top grade" place.
So just like most of the things he’s built, it’ll self implode, collapse shortly after he’s siphoned off as much of the funds as he can.
It’s nice to save our adversaries time and effort when they eventually have had enough and need to shut us down. Now they will know where to bomb.
Knowing the Wehraboos that hang around him, this was possibly inspired by the Berlin flak towers.
Maybe the horse men will ride their horses in the hole to get their tools and swords outpf the hole.
Or you know, the Chinese drones after a long drone flight might feel perky and take some loops around it. Great use of my tax money. How about also digging very deep holes out in the desert, just to see what's in there?
We going Tracey Island on this shit now? Like a bond movie the top opens up so a rocket can come out!? What's this guy on,
Seriously, everything about conservatives is so easy to make fun of.
They really are like 8 year old boys - Hegseth swears the Department of Defense is the Department of War and blabbers about "lethality" and how manly his men are. Also, no girls allowed in his club.
Donnie thinks he knows space because of his uncle who died in 1985, but has to dress that up in a "Space Force", because exploring place without making it sound macho might be gay.
Also, donnie wants to prop up the AI bubble to make more money for himself, so has to dress it up in creating an "AI Force" with a "czar" leading it. Remember when everyone was having the vapors over Obama's "czars"?
And with this, donnie wants a fancy ballroom and a fancy arch, but has to dress it up in war talk.
This is the same person that raped a child and shits his diapers daily. Who gives a shit what he says
Who gives a shit what he says
Just enough of Congress (and the Supreme Court) to let him get away with shit like this.
a child
No. Not 'a' child. Many, many children. Quite probably even his own daughter. This man is a true monster of the human variety. Everybody laugh.
Ad Hominem
You want fair play when discussing the person best known for lying, cheating, and nazi-ing? Please feel free to fuck all the way off.
I don't know who that is, but they're a fucking moron for giving a fuck what the convicted rapist and pedophile thinks of anything.
Inside will be hidden all the pictures of trump sex trafficking little girls. Only to be discovered in two hundred years by Nic Cages great grandson following clues left by by the administrations civil servants placed in the ballroom and Kennedy Center construction. The last clue will be at the bottom of the reflecting pool.
that’s the workaround to get things approved quicker and unregulated
Oh, I realize, but the only people that really seem to fall for this cover story are conservatives:
It's a ballroom.....BUT WITH GUNZ N STUFF!
It's an arch.....BUT WITH GUNZ N STUFF!!!!
/proceed to rubberstamp whatever bullshit donnie is pitching...
In a sane world, a building full of things that go boom could not ever be built over a street or anywhere in a city.
Yep this is just Trump learning from the ballroom and leading with "Umm... actually my tacky multi billion dollar boondoggle is a vital security installation. We need it for national security and stuff."
An arch stuffed full of guns and explosives, like a concrete death piñata. It’s the fantasy invention of a four-year-old. Actually my four-year-old could probably come up with something more practical.
We can put guns on top of it that fire laser beams! And rockets to make it blast off into space!
Might as add another arch and make a “M,” as a tribute to cronyism.
Wait, store weapons? Good, easier to demolish.
If they're anything like the Nazi flak towers they'll be here for a while. Even though they're a huge eye soar and reminder of a horrible past they can't demolish them without nuking it.
One attempted demolition of the zoo tower after the war:

After:

You are going to build a public monument and then stuff it full of weapons requiring high security?
He needs to say it's going to be the largest public bathroom in the U.S.
Put his face in the toilet bowls, and I'd be happy to shit there.
What weapons will the ballroom store?
Our ding-a-ling of a president claims it will be a "drone port".
He also claims any drone that hits it will "bounce off" and that it will be missile proof, too.
This is the guy where it's not entirely clear if he understands that stealth planes are not invisible, though...
I will not vote for any Democrat for president rhat doesn't have dismantling his construction projects in their platform.
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