Depends on how cooked you are.

You think about weird stuff in the shower.

Only if you grinded your dick first. There aren't any sausages that I know of that use a fully intact piece of meat.

Buddy, you need a boyfriend

Edit: oh, I just saw who posted this. I’ve known you from Reddit for well over a decade and a half.

You damn will know the awesomeness of getting fucked in the ass. Don’t come here and play ignorant.

Thank you, Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart

Are you a poop sausage?

Sausage casings are made from the small intestines (usually from pigs but you can get them from other animals), not the rectum or large intestines. And it's not even the whole intestine but a lining or something like that. So you're not going nearly far enough to be considered a sausage.

SatansMaggotyCumFart is a modern philosopher in the Diogenes mold.

No because we don't make sausages with rectums.

Anal sex is a dick sushi.

This is my main reason for only having sex with trees. Also I feel sorry for the animals that are produced and processed in an industrialized fashion. 🤷‍♀️

If you eat a sausage, does that make you a metasausage? Sausage²?

A penis is just another type of blood sausage

You’re already having anal sex when eating sausages, just a bit differently.

really its like sausage stuffing. Its best when you stuff from both ends of the bird.

Wow, I am oh so glad I gave up meat.

I am your sausage - An endearing term I thought I would never hear.

Yes, that's why they call it the hot beef injection.

lets make sausage i'll be the meat you be the intestinal casing