Oh we're doing the clown thing again?
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Anything before or after “TikTok trend” is pretty much universally shit. What a wretched platform.
Good way to get shot.
Yeah no kidding or stabbed, not everyone has a "flight" response. But it was just a prank.
- Get an MMA kick pad or build one yourself, attach it to a horizontal bar.
- Spend the next 3-4 months practicing kicking it precisely in the center as hard as you can. Do flutter kicks and squats as well to add strength.
- Wear steel-toe boots/pointy high heels at all times when the Cats in the Hats are afoot.
- When chased, face the attacker, assume kicking stance from your training, await the assailant until their crotch is within optimal striking distance.
- Follow your training. Don't kick the crotch, kick through it, as if you're going to kick the inside of that cat's top hat.
- Yell, "Ughh! That top hat is tight! Now run that shit, bi*ch! Ynawmean!!"
Heard North America found Canada. Makes sense do that in the states get shot.
Reminds me of the 2016 clowns (and i don't mean Trump voters 🤡)
Had to do some searches to try and figure out what you meant, lol. No, I'm talking about this: https://www.ibtimes.com/killer-clown-sightings-global-map-2016-timeline-creepy-phenomenon-threats-arrests-2429124
friend thinks cat in the hat viral ad campaign. after the clown shit last decade a movie came out.
This’ll be over real quick when it’s not curiosity but a bullet that kills a cat
I liked the old days when clowns just appeared menacingly from the shadows, but didn't chase anyone.
There are only two instances this is acceptable. Haunted houses, and Halloween, but only in party crowds, not chasing single people down the street. Otherwise, these people deserve to be arrested (NOT beaten, just arrested), cited and fined (NOT thrown in jail without their meds, and again, NOT beaten. JFC, I hate cops.)
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