They were at first, but now that I've gotten used to them, I actually prefer them to the unattached ones even BEFORE factoring in that they reduce plastic waste!

Accepting any level of small annoyance in support of a better world is pretty woke

Nah, they're great. I've had to pick up bottle caps because they slipped out of my hand before.

It's genuinely more convenient imo to have the caps attached to the bottle.

They are not really annoying at all when you get used to them.

They're calling it woke because apparently it's a directive from the EU. And in there tiny little brains anything that EU does is work. Accepting for a minute that they have no idea what the word means.

It is annoying, but you can also just snap one of the legs of the attachment point and then it's not a problem anymore.

I went to one of those asleep countries some time ago, where the bottle caps didn't wake up yet. A cap that wasn't attached to the bottle was annoying to me, having to hold it in the hand while I drink was pretty inconvenient

just fucking rip it off oh my god it's such a complete non-issue

Their priorities are not weird, its grift maximization. They might not even give a shit a bout the caps, just a small part of their griftsonas.

People who are easily upset and insecure are their holy grail. It does tend to hand in hand, they are the sort of people who do not want to admit their insecurities so they get easily upset.