▲ 236 ▼ Non woke bottle cap (discuss.online) submitted 2 months ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world 47 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] remon@ani.social -7 points 2 months ago (5 children) Based, the tethered caps suck. permalink fedilink source hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 point 2 months ago* (4 children) ...because ...?...? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 months ago The caps are dangling, some of them don't stay properly open, and it's more difficult to close. I'm not that bothered about soda bottles anymore but I still use an asleep one as a reusable water bottle for gym. I don't have time for that shit during my workout. permalink fedilink source parent [–] remon@ani.social 0 points 2 months ago (2 children) Because I don't like having a bottle cap dangling in my face when drinking, so it will be ripped off. Of course that has a 50% chance of leaving the tether attached to the rim so now you can stab yourself in the face while drinking. Now you have to rip/twist that off, too. Of course that bit can't be reattached to the bottle any more ...so into the natural microplastic cycle it goes. If they could at least fix the predetermine breaking point at the rim ... but that would require a design by people with a brain. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 child) What kind of bloated face do you have that it dangles in your face when drinking? Have you tried turning the bottle 90°? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 months ago It's especially annoying with yogurts and smoothies. I have to lick the cap clean so I don't make a mess when it's dangling on my cheek, nose, or chin, whichever orientation is preferred. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 point 2 months ago* (4 children) ...because ...?...? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 months ago The caps are dangling, some of them don't stay properly open, and it's more difficult to close. I'm not that bothered about soda bottles anymore but I still use an asleep one as a reusable water bottle for gym. I don't have time for that shit during my workout. permalink fedilink source parent [–] remon@ani.social 0 points 2 months ago (2 children) Because I don't like having a bottle cap dangling in my face when drinking, so it will be ripped off. Of course that has a 50% chance of leaving the tether attached to the rim so now you can stab yourself in the face while drinking. Now you have to rip/twist that off, too. Of course that bit can't be reattached to the bottle any more ...so into the natural microplastic cycle it goes. If they could at least fix the predetermine breaking point at the rim ... but that would require a design by people with a brain. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 child) What kind of bloated face do you have that it dangles in your face when drinking? Have you tried turning the bottle 90°? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 months ago It's especially annoying with yogurts and smoothies. I have to lick the cap clean so I don't make a mess when it's dangling on my cheek, nose, or chin, whichever orientation is preferred. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 months ago The caps are dangling, some of them don't stay properly open, and it's more difficult to close. I'm not that bothered about soda bottles anymore but I still use an asleep one as a reusable water bottle for gym. I don't have time for that shit during my workout. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] remon@ani.social 0 points 2 months ago (2 children) Because I don't like having a bottle cap dangling in my face when drinking, so it will be ripped off. Of course that has a 50% chance of leaving the tether attached to the rim so now you can stab yourself in the face while drinking. Now you have to rip/twist that off, too. Of course that bit can't be reattached to the bottle any more ...so into the natural microplastic cycle it goes. If they could at least fix the predetermine breaking point at the rim ... but that would require a design by people with a brain. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 child) What kind of bloated face do you have that it dangles in your face when drinking? Have you tried turning the bottle 90°? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 months ago It's especially annoying with yogurts and smoothies. I have to lick the cap clean so I don't make a mess when it's dangling on my cheek, nose, or chin, whichever orientation is preferred. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 child) What kind of bloated face do you have that it dangles in your face when drinking? Have you tried turning the bottle 90°? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 months ago It's especially annoying with yogurts and smoothies. I have to lick the cap clean so I don't make a mess when it's dangling on my cheek, nose, or chin, whichever orientation is preferred. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 months ago It's especially annoying with yogurts and smoothies. I have to lick the cap clean so I don't make a mess when it's dangling on my cheek, nose, or chin, whichever orientation is preferred. permalink fedilink source parent