Shitposting

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[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They are loyal friends, ask for $10

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

If you think they'd give you 10, they'd probably give you 20.

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[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I think you're onto something.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 2 months ago*

30 million legitimate loyal friends would make you probably the most powerful person in history, and it wouldn't be close.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Revolution

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Right? What couldn't you do with 30 million loyal friends?

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[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 child)

So how loyal are we talking? There's some governments I'd like to overthrow

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

They each want a dollar

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

They could give you a dollar.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

Probably more than once, it must be said

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Struggle for months to organize a 30 minute get together where everyone is available?

[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

At that scale just make it whenever and call it a strike.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Fuck.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

Would each of those friends give me a dollar? 🤔

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[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

They'd each come work one day for you free of charge when you start a company to give you a boost. Not all on the same day but spread out over the first few months.

See how much money that could make you compared to the 30 million.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Fam has never heard of onboarding costs