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[–] 65 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I’m such a slut for water

When I drink it I just let it spill all down my shirt and on the floor

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  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    i bet you like bathing too, you harlot

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    mmmmm I prefer to shower because the water just runs down my body and works its way into every little crevice… it’s so nice and steamy mrrrrowwww

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    i'd bring out the anti-horny spray bottle but something tells me it wouldn't have the desired effect...

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Can I be dominated by a hot lesbian while drinking water?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    How many times do we have to repeat that it's either one or the other.

    Now in the cellar with you. A hot dominating lesbian will be there shortly.
    Sorry? Why not? Oh. Ok. A bottle of water will be there shortly.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I know it’s not the point of the post, but I know so many people that “don’t like water” that I’m starting to worry and our collective survival instincts.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    a depressing amount of places have genuinely bad tap water, even if it's perfectly drinkable it might be so mineralized that it leaves a crust on your teeth, or so devoid of minerals that it barely even registers as water to your tastebuds.

    Some of the most delicious water i've tasted came from an old hand-pumped well, which had presumably spent 100 years leeching metal into the water.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I mean.. I don't think she'd be into me so...

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Do not, my friends, become addicted to [hot lesbians]. [They] will take hold of you, and you will resent [their] absence!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago*

    lesbian's so hot, she needs to drink all that water to cool down

    like a car engine that's overheating

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    I do like a good glug of the ol clear.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Unfortunately, I’m not part of the lesbian target audience 😔

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Is this an exclusive or, or not?

    Asking for a friend.

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