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[–] 65 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I’m such a slut for water

When I drink it I just let it spill all down my shirt and on the floor

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  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    i bet you like bathing too, you harlot

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    mmmmm I prefer to shower because the water just runs down my body and works its way into every little crevice… it’s so nice and steamy mrrrrowwww

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    i'd bring out the anti-horny spray bottle but something tells me it wouldn't have the desired effect...

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)