Hasn't everyone seen the wire?

Leaks highlight Trump admin's incompetence. Trump admin responds by trying to ferret out leakers using pseudoscience.

How will they be able to tell when someone is lying?

Lying is NORMAL.

Trump and Vance said its not a war. So the leak is not disastrous. Therefore no need to do polygraph

Science literate as ever

Did anyone tell them polygraphs don't work and are only used in reality TV shows?

Wait! Are we not winning?! I thought that asshole said we're winning. We must be winning. He said we're winning. Winning?

Fuck polygraphs. I wanna see Hegseth do a proper set of pullups without all the cheating by swinging himself and his legs back and forth to give himself momentum, oh, and at least one set of ten proper straight pushups, before he's allowed to implement any sort of PT guidelines for the actual rank and file.

Duh everyone knows you need an e-meter for accuracy.

Stinky Pete's war cosplay ain't doing america any favours.

I love that these clowns think a polygraph and a some mean words from kegsbreath will somehow be able to extract hidden information from people who have been through sere training

Polygraph the administration, please. Else gtfo.

When you use all your inventory it's pretty obvious, if you've fired off all your missiles there will be a lot of empty warehouse racks.

How can they tell when the lie detector is working?

But Vance and drumpf state its not a war. So then there is no disastrous leak, and now, no need for polygraph.

It's basically '40's detectives sweating someone with the hot light but it looks like science!

But polygraphs work on untrained people who believe their answer isn’t what the questioner wants to hear?