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‘THE SOUPENING’ [OC] (feddit.nl)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/custardfist@feddit.nl
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Do you like soup too? 😋

- - - This is a comic strip - - - We’re in an auditorium. There is a speaker, wearing a dark robe and a hat, shaped like a bowl with a spoon in it. Speaker: DEAR FELLOW SOUP ENTHUSIASTS. TODAY WE HAVE GATHERED… TO… One guy in the audience jumps up, holding up a spoon. Audience member: EAT SOUP?!? The speaker is somewhat annoyed. Speaker: I WAS PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. Then the guy freaks out. Audience member: WHY WOULD YOU PAUSE?!? THE SOUP’S GETTING COLD!!! Next, everybody is eating soup, but while the speaker is quietly eating his soap, he thinks to himself: PHILISTINES.

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[–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Winter is coming...

...which is why I'm looking forward to hot soup with homemade sourdough bread, fresh from the oven.

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    • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You should only make a dramatic pause when serving Gazpacho

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    • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    It's good food

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    • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    yess i like soup

    look at this awesome soup i made not long ago:

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Look at that! That soup has everything! 😀

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    i mean not everything, but 10 different vegetables

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Okay sure, not literally everything. No concrete, no whale meat, no baby feet, no toilet seat.

    Now I feel like Dr. Suess. 😉

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Hm, there are up quarks, down quarks, gluons, electrons and photons, a few muons and neutrinos on their way from space and positrons through background radiation in there. But i don't think there are any heavier quarks, and leptons aswell as no antiquarks.

    All things considered I think there is at least 30% of all things in there.

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    • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Guess who's going in the soup next.

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    • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I miss soup the most. Stage 5 kidney failure, it's way too salty, and if it isn't it tastes like water.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Pepper, garlic, dill, thyme, oregano, parsley, etc

    So many things to make things taste and give body than just adding salt.

    Can you have msg because that would increase the perceived saltiness without a major increase in actual salt.

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    • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I feel like soup is one of the few foods you really don't need to stress about getting cold.

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    [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    They gathered to name cats.

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    • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Now do it with beans and the dean

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