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‘THE SOUPENING’ [OC] (feddit.nl)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/custardfist@feddit.nl
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Do you like soup too? 😋

- - - This is a comic strip - - - We’re in an auditorium. There is a speaker, wearing a dark robe and a hat, shaped like a bowl with a spoon in it. Speaker: DEAR FELLOW SOUP ENTHUSIASTS. TODAY WE HAVE GATHERED… TO… One guy in the audience jumps up, holding up a spoon. Audience member: EAT SOUP?!? The speaker is somewhat annoyed. Speaker: I WAS PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. Then the guy freaks out. Audience member: WHY WOULD YOU PAUSE?!? THE SOUP’S GETTING COLD!!! Next, everybody is eating soup, but while the speaker is quietly eating his soap, he thinks to himself: PHILISTINES.
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[–] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You should only make a dramatic pause when serving Gazpacho

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