cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/62517587

Do you like soup too? 😋

- - - This is a comic strip - - - We’re in an auditorium. There is a speaker, wearing a dark robe and a hat, shaped like a bowl with a spoon in it. Speaker: DEAR FELLOW SOUP ENTHUSIASTS. TODAY WE HAVE GATHERED… TO…  One guy in the audience jumps up, holding up a spoon. Audience member: EAT SOUP?!?  The speaker is somewhat annoyed. Speaker: I WAS PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.  Then the guy freaks out. Audience member: WHY WOULD YOU PAUSE?!? THE SOUP’S GETTING COLD!!!  Next, everybody is eating soup, but while the speaker is quietly eating his soap, he thinks to himself: PHILISTINES.
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[–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i mean not everything, but 10 different vegetables

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Okay sure, not literally everything. No concrete, no whale meat, no baby feet, no toilet seat.

    Now I feel like Dr. Suess. 😉

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Hm, there are up quarks, down quarks, gluons, electrons and photons, a few muons and neutrinos on their way from space and positrons through background radiation in there. But i don't think there are any heavier quarks, and leptons aswell as no antiquarks.

    All things considered I think there is at least 30% of all things in there.

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