most of them are tho, same with cryptobros

AI shartist

It is bros though, sadly.

the only ai bros i care about

Slop sluts

I am quite partial to Sloperator.

How about simply 'sloplings'

Pretty sure this is already a pornhub tag

Sloppies

Even though not all men are simping for AI,

Assuming when "someone" is simping for AI that it's a dude will save you a LOT more time than you would ever lose retracting and amending.

Slibs.

Slop bros.

FunkyFrogbait once called them 'clankerphiles' and I'm still not over that

"bro" is gender neutral in this context.

I’m stealing this one for work.

Slopvangelical LLM thumpers.

At this point, sloppists would say AM isn't a bad guy

Not a bad phrase.

SS