All I'm hearing is that Kash Patel probably fucked an animal

What's curious to me is no mention of relaxing it's standards on drugs. There's two main reasons real talent doesn't apply to the federal government regardless of administration: non-competitive pay and no drugs. No drugs also means that you need to disclose any illicit drug use in the past and that might disqualify you. If they're relaxing their standards on people who hire sex workers (huge honeypot risk), people who steal from employers (obvious compromise risk), and people who have engaged in animal cruelty (sociopaths), but not drugs, they have completely lost the purpose of conducting the background checks.

I mean. I mean. I guess they are likely pretty honest types. I would imagine.

The FBI hiring people who stole from employers really feels like a "what could go wrong" scenario

David Cameron new head of FBI confirmed?

Is pedophilia still a no-no? Seems weird to have higher standards for an FBI grunt than a President.

Fuck Beasts? Indeed.

What about sex with couches? JD is going to need a job after all this.

That's some Idiocracy shit

Seems lowering our standards has been in the news a lot lately.

So DEI is fine, as long as they don’t have to hire black people. Sex offenders really need a leg up though.

What a heinous bunch of cunts.

Ya know? I gotta plead ignorance on this one. I've never applied to work for the FBI. So I can't comment on what the process is like....but never had I once considered the fact that the FBI not only asks on the application, and follows up on a background check who fucks animals.

I don't ever have thoughts that people fuck animals. 10 years ago when the epstein stuff came out, I was surprised to learn that not only do grown men fuck kids, but it's also not even that uncommon among the rich.

Now I'm finding out this animal fucking is a big enough problem that it was something they have to look into with applicants.

And even weirder, they have abandoned that barrier to entry.

What the fuck are we even DOING on this planet???

Finally I can join FBI

OP's mom was a straight up animal 🥵

FBI 'lowers' standards...

finally an easy interview question and now it doesnt even matter.

What a coincidence. I'm currently researching people who have sex with dogs. I'll be in my lab..

Seems like all we have to do is find a higher-ups friend or family member that was hired right after this and I'm pretty sure we've found our goat fucker.

This is not a rule you create or get rid of for a bunch of people. One goat per rule change.

What about people who Fuck an Entire Country?

This is so that the governor of Nebraska, famous pig fucker Jim Pillen, can moonlight as a federal agent

Next it's sexual predators. Rapist. Pedos.

It's still 100% legal to fuck animals in West Virginia.

Coal Miner's mother....

I make a lot of jokes about my employer's low standards for hiring people. Never thought I'd see the FBI limbo their way beneath that bar...Jesus.

"Agent Horsefucker, come here and take a look at this."

Who hasnt been tempted by those sheep at the petting zoo at least once?

First prostitutes, now animals, then kids?

Really going all out hiring the dregs, eh?

Fucking pigs

Man. And this is the same admin targeting trans, right?! Seems off to me. I’d be wanting the horse lover off the streets.

@UnderpantsWeevil Next hiring round and it'll be mandatory.

Truly the land of the free!

Is the underlying story that in order to mass recruit agents who agree with this administration's views and values they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel so damn much that the only way they hit their recruitment goals is to open the door to animal-fu@$kers, OR that they want to intentionally open the door to easily blackmailable individuals?

da fug

Bestiality is 100% legal in West Virginia. Of course it is.

It ummm...

wasn't on my bingo card.

I think we can all agree that law and order isn’t really an American principle anymore, if it ever was. It’s more like, “No money, more rules. More money, no rules”.

This gives a small hint of what the FBI and its application pool are like.

Gotta be wacko to spend your life putting people in cages and worse for a genocidal empire.