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[–] 104 points 2 months ago (6 children)

They are both standing in front of this store stark bollock naked

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  • [–] 47 points 2 months ago* (8 children)

    Haha, okay, this one made me lol.

    Edit: Given their anatomies, they probably made the right split?

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  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago* (7 children)

    Someone’s into corkscrew penises

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I was thinking maybe mouse nipples too, but apparently male mice don't have visible ones.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    They actually do this joke in one of the newer Mickey Mouse cartoons.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Wasn't that the very first episode of the new Mickey Mouse cartoons?

    Also, the special, The Wonderful Spring of Mickey Mouse, has a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo of Sora's keyblade:

    Based asf.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

    Is Minnie holding a β€˜Mickey ears’ hat in that box?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Take note. This is the day in history where it went from "shirt cockin'" to "Donald Ducking."

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    [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It really makes sense, if you think about it

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